
My last night at work. ;; 😭😨😫 #javiers #newportbeach #omgicantbelieveimleaving (at Javier’s Grill & Cantina)
Spider-Man: Blue
Gwen Stacy; All kinds of amazing.
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
Or extremely drunk.

So remember when I was telling you guys about Captain America and Iron Man skipping out on a mission to stay at home and argue over the remote - yeah, I tracked down a copy of the scene. So here it is.
Reason # 2374612934621434 that I should have started reading comics a long time ago.

My favourite dummies in the whole wide world ❤ @kaytimichelle @aldoquintino #cookintacos
Maybe the weirdest picture of me ever, lol.

Oh, just our alien friend on the way to Vegalegas. (: @turnthecameraon #throwbackthursday #tbt #picstitch
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95